Dating internet story weird

I dodged a bullet and will never trust dating online again. We began messaging, and he seemed like a nice person, so we exchanged numbers.

Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months (a big misunderstanding!

) and I know he'd really like to hear from you.

I blocked his number and set all my Facebook settings to private, and I've not been on POF or anything similar since.

This guy sent me this message on Tinder: "pizza and anal?

When he asked me out to dinner I figured, sure, why not?

It was singularly the most awkward and uncomfortable evening I have ever spent on a date.

His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.

I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.

After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.

Then he barraged me with dozens of lengthy messages asking to help him orgasm by telling him what he was doing was normal.

A couple of weeks later, totally out of the blue, he sent me a picture of a random woman's boobs.

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