Dilbert on dating and marriage

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but Islam doesn’t look so dangerous in countries where women can vote.

Here, Adams is alleging that—maybe, just maybe—there is only one type of Islam after all.

The goals people are fighting the feeling of discouragement at each turn.

The systems people are feeling good everytime they apply their system.

Your options are to feel empty and useless, perhaps enjoying the spoils of your success until they bore you, or set new goals and reenter the cycle of permanent presuccess failure.

All I'm suggesting is that thinking of goals and systems as very different concepts has power.

“The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind.

It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change; that sort of personexists only in our imaginations.” ― Scott Adams, “You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.” ― Scott Adams “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrationalthings in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.

My point is that men are assumed guilty in this country. (And watch the reaction to even bringing up the topic.)In accordance with Adams’ own practice, allow me to interrupt.

To hear him tell it, our world is just bursting with laconic men holding their tongues until they have something of value to say. After explaining how “lonely boys tend to be suicidal when the odds of future female companionship are low,” he says this: So if you are wondering how men become cold-blooded killers, it isn’t religion that is doing it. But if you take away my access to hugging, I will probably start killing, just to feel something.

If the woman has additional preferences in terms of temperature, beverages, and whatnot, the man generally complies. But if I go to dinner with a female business associate, the story usually plays out the same way.

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