Jerry seinfeld quotes about dating

I reached for the last one they had — but so did another man.As I reigned blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! But out of that, a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the restivus!

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Marcelino then makes a deal with Jerry: he will take his check down only if he can have Little Jerry. When George finds out that Celia is up for parole, he desperately tries to put a stop to it, judging that he interacts with her better when she is in prison.

He succeeds in preventing her from getting the parole, but that does not stop her from unexpectedly breaking out.

After a pep talk from George, Kurt soon proposes to Elaine in order to have as much time with her as possible before he goes completely bald.

Marcelino convinces Kramer to put Little Jerry in a cock fight, which he winds up winning.

At Monk's, Kramer tells Jerry that the owner of a nearby bodega, Marcelino (Miguel Sandoval), posted one of Jerry's bounced checks on his cash-register, along with the other bad ones.

The check has a picture of a clown holding balloons.

I’m 33 years old; I haven’t outgrown the problems of puberty, I’m already facing the problems of old age. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever.

You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm.

Kramer dives after Little Jerry, trying to protect him, but winds up getting violently pecked (off-screen) by the opposing bird.

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