My ex boyfriend is dating an ugly girl
Nobody my age had their s--t together; most guys my age were just partying all weekend. In the last six months, I've started having an affair with an ex-boyfriend.
We ended our relationship amicably when I was in college and we were both moving to different cities.
We met up in a public park and we just sat and talked. Things weren't going well in my marriage, and I was nostalgic for the good times my ex and I used to have.
They'll be held prisoner by sunblock their whole lives and will never be able to get a proper tan. I could barely hook up with the guy without wondering about how much better she looked naked. And there was no such thing as social networking back then, but I could literally look out my dorm room window and see her sitting in the quad-- and I think we had binoculars. "One day, those motherfuckers will sag" I keep telling myself. I try not to be weirded out by the fact that his ex married someone who looks just like him.
So, I knew firsthand she wasn't just using filters to make herself look good--- she was a natural beauty. If could do a side by side I would-- but that would take my stalker tendencies to a whole new level.
I was head over heels in love with my ex boyfriend. A friend of mine just noticed that her boyfriend's ex started following her on Instagram. Doesn't his ex know that the first rule of stalking is to pretend you're not a stalker? I fully admit that I've looked at a few pictures of my exes GFs or wives on the internet.
I know it's horrible, and I'm not the type to judge a person by their weight, but he always made a point of the fact that fat chicks were a huge turnoff for him. Enabling women to relieve themselves of horrible secrets... We'll search their Facebook timelines all the way to 2010 for clues that might answer those very painful questions: What does she have that I don't?
Then, of course, I can't help but stalk him and his beautiful fiance on facebook. I can only console myself with the fact that she has gained about 50 pounds since they moved clear across the country together. It's impossible not to be curious about the men or women our exes have moved on with.
I have another friend who has the same first name as her ex's new girlfriend. The worst might be the ex who ended up with someone who was my exact physical opposite.
My husband can't text while he's at work, but my ex has a job where he can text all day, and we often sext.
My husband works a physically demanding job so when he gets home, he's not in the mood for sex; he only wants to do it on weekends. It's not really a love affair, although I do care about him.
The woman might as well wear a T-shirt that says "he wasn't attracted to you".
On the plus side, I take great comfort in knowing that, just like their parents, their kids will be very fair skinned. Our exes new girlfriends are probably stalking us as well. I "dated" a guy in college whose ex-girlfriend was a total knock out. The only thing this girl and I had in common was that we both had vaginas and hers was probably WAY prettier than mine.
We're all guilty of internet stalking our exes, but there's something we don't talk about as often-- the fact that we also internet stalk their new girlfriends. He started dating someone else right away and they are now engaged. I waited 6 months before dating, was non-committal for awhile, and finally settled down with the man of my dreams. Why were you able to make it work with her, but not me?Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating